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    pinkbabe
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    > >Where’s You’re Knickers?

    > >Englishman’s wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to place
    > >her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
    > >underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any knickers?" her
    > >husband demanded. "Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to
    > >afford any," she replied. The Englishman immediately reaches into his
    > >pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here’s 50. Go and buy yourself
    > >some underwear."
    > >Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
    > >also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary,
    > >woman! You’ve no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can’t afford any on
    > >the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
    > >of decency, here’s 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
    > >Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
    > >her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of
    > >Jasus, Maggie! Where the fook are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You
    > >dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman
    > >reaches into his pocket and says "Well, fer the love ‘o Jasus, ‘n the sake
    > >of decency, here’s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

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