> >Englishman’s wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to place
> >her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
> >underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any knickers?" her
> >husband demanded. "Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to
> >afford any," she replied. The Englishman immediately reaches into his
> >pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here’s 50. Go and buy yourself
> >some underwear."
> >Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
> >also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary,
> >woman! You’ve no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can’t afford any on
> >the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
> >of decency, here’s 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
> >Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
> >her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of
> >Jasus, Maggie! Where the fook are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You
> >dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman
> >reaches into his pocket and says "Well, fer the love ‘o Jasus, ‘n the sake
> >of decency, here’s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."