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    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
    He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

    *"Dear Lord,
    I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
    home. *
    *I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch
    with mine for a day. *
    *Amen." *

    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure
    enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
    awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed
    their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry
    cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
    went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the
    bills and balanced the checkbook He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed
    the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
    laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
    Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
    the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do
    their homework, Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did
    the ironing.
    At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded
    the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
    After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
    bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though
    his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to
    make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,

    *Lord, *
    *I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being
    able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." *
    *Amen *
    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned
    your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
    You’ll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."


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    Brilliant 😆 😆 😆 😆


    Wish I could do that to my dh. the ungreatrful fecker at times. 👿 👿 👿

    Its good though 😆 😆 😆


    oh how i wish that could happen 😆 😆


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    I love this thought I was the only one exhausted doing this every day…..


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