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    Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
    3 kids each for six weeks.

    Each kid will play
    two sports
    and either take music
    or dance classes. They will also attend cubs, brownies, sea cadets
    or similar.

    There is no fast food.

    Each man must:
    take care of his 3 children,
    keep his assigned house clean,
    correct all homework,
    and complete science projects,
    also, cook, do laundry,
    and pay a list of ‘pretend’ bills
    with not enough money.

    In addition, each man
    will have to budget inmoney
    for groceries each week.

    Each man
    must remember the birthdays
    of all their friends and relatives,
    and sendcards out
    on time–no emailing.

    Each man must also
    take each child to a doctor’s appointment, a dentist appointment and
    a haircut appointment.

    He must make
    one unscheduled and inconvenient
    visit per child
    to A & E

    He must also
    make gingerbread men or choc chip cakes for a social function.

    Each man will be responsible for
    decorating his own assigned house,
    planting flowers outside
    and keeping it presentable
    at all times.

    The men will only
    have access to television
    when the kids are asleep
    and all chores are done.

    The men must
    shave their legs,
    wear makeup daily,
    adorn themselves with jewellery,
    wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
    keep fingernails polished
    and eyebrows groomed.

    During one of the six weeks,
    the men will have to endure severe abdominal pain, persistent lower
    back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings, but never
    once complain or slow down from other duties.

    They must attend
    weekly school meetings, concerts & plays, church, andfind time at
    least once a week, to spend the afternoon in the park or a similar

    They will need to
    read a book to the kids
    each night and in the morning,
    feed them,dress them,
    brush their teeth and
    comb their hair by 7:00 am.

    A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father
    will be required to know all of the following information:
    each child’s birthday,
    height, weight,
    shoe size, clothes size, teachers name, best friends name and
    Also the child’s weight at birth,
    time of birth,
    and length of labour,
    each child’s favourite colour,
    middle name,
    favourite snack,
    favourite song,
    favourite drink,
    favourite toy,
    biggest fear and
    what they want to be when they grow up.

    The kids vote them off the island
    based on performance.
    The last man wins only if…
    he still has enough energy
    to be intimate with his spouse
    at a moment’s notice.

    If the last man does win,
    he can play the game over and over
    and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right
    To be called Mother!

    Send this to as many females as you
    thinkwill get a kick out of it and
    as many men as you think can
    handle it.

    Justdon’t send it back to me…………. I’m going to bed.

    :D :D

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