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    Yvonne
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    A couple were sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son to come home
    from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face.

    ‘Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! He said breathlessly. ‘Guess what! I’ve just had sex
    for the first time, and it was wonderful!’

    His mother turned red and said to her husband, ‘He’s your son. You talk
    to him’. Then she left the room.

    The father said ‘Son, that’s great. Now you’ve become a man and I’m
    proud of you. I’m going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you’ve been wanting. I hope you don’t mind waiting till payday to get the bike.

    ‘That’s OK, Dad’, said the boy.

    ‘I couldn’t ride it right now anyway, my arse is too sore’.

    #52597
    rossylisa
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    😆 😆 😆 😆

    #52601
    Taylor5
    Member

    Class 😆 😆 😆 😆

    #53061
    happymumblemum
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    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    #53071
    yummymummy
    Member

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    #53182
    Taylor5
    Member

    Read this again and still laughing at it….. but wouldnt be laughing if it happens in 14 years time 🙄

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