A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out
as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing the neighborhoods. She went
to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any
odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said.
"How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
need was in the garage. The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to
her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the
house?" He responded, "That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?" The wife replied, "You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb
blonde jokes we’ve been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect
her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two
coats – no extra charge."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it
"And by the way," the blonde added … "it’s not a Porch — it’s a