Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
Two. If youslice them very thinly.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
I am not anti-men by the way…just thought these were good