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    A Young man called Seamus wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. As they hadn’t been seeing other for very long, he decided
    after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the
    right note, not too romantic and not too personal.

    He went with his girlfriends sister to McElhinney’s and bought a dainty
    pair of white fur lined gloves, the sister bought a pair of Knickers for
    herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed
    up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Seamus got the knickers.

    Without checking Seamus sealed the package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter:
    Dear Agnes,
    I chose these because i’ve noticed that you are not wearing any when we
    go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have
    chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are
    easier to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the lady i bought
    them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three
    weeks and they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours on for me
    and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit
    tight on her.

    She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and
    shiny, in fact she she has’nt needed to wash it since she began wearing

    I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
    many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see you
    again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit
    because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing, just think
    how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you
    will wear them for me on Friday night.

    All my love
    P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of
    fur showing


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