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    rossylisa
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    Sick Leave

    I urgently needed a few days
    off work but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
    I thought that maybe if I acted
    ‘Crazy’ then
    he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So, I hung upside- down from
    the ceiling and made funny noises.
    My co-worker (who’s blonde)
    asked me what I was doing.

    I told her that I was pretending
    to be a light bulb so, that the Boss might think I was ‘Crazy’
    and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss
    came into the office and asked ‘What in the name of goodness are you
    doing?’

    I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said, ‘You are clearly
    stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.’

    I jumped down and walked out
    of the office…

    When my co-worker (the blonde)
    followed me, the Boss asked her ‘…and where do you think you’re
    going?!’

    (You’re gonna love this….)

    She said, ‘I’m going home
    too. I can’t work in the dark’.
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