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    Almae
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    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..

    If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour. :wink:

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’
    I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’
    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
    9 times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    (Even when totally smashed.. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

    Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’

    When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh sh * t.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. !!!!

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    ed1
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    Brilliant.. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

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    trixiebell
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    very good! 😆 😆

    #87787
    Maria30
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    Hilarious 😆 😆

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    Fabienne
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    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    #87807
    super minder
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    wonderful 8) 8) 8)

    #87808
    scole1
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    😆 😆 😆 😆

    #87829
    noeleenw
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    brill 😆

    #87833
    Yvonne
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    Very funny!!

    #87835
    Sexylady
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    😀

    #87836
    Taylor5
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    brilliant….

    #87837
    Anne
    Member

    Tks Almae

    Needed that laugh i am soooooooooooooooooooo pissed off!!
    I had a great laugh

    #87839
    Taylor5
    Member

    Tks Almae

    Needed that laugh i am soooooooooooooooooooo pissed off!!
    I had a great laugh

    Im the very same really needed that laugh was think…. God Almae is heaven sent!

    #87881
    MUMMY5
    Member

    brillant………definately a laugh….amazing how we think we are so clever with a few drinks on us,pity there wasnt a hidden camera, wud love see that one.

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    magsB
    Member

    That is hilarious!!! Great Laugh!

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