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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North Americ a.

    MARIA: Here it is.

    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

    CLASS: Maria.

    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

    TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.


    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
    didn’t have ten
    years ago.

    WINNIE: Me!


    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’

    MILLIE: I is…

    TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’

    MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the


    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
    tree, but also
    admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
    father didn’t punish him?

    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before

    SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.


    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as
    your brother’s. Did you
    copy his?

    CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog.


    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    people are no longer

    HAROLD: A teacher


    The teacher was asking for that last one 😆 😆 😆


    😆 😆 😆 pmsl


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    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 brilliant


    😆 😆 😆 very good

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