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NEED TO CRY OUT LOUD
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> With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was
> able to give birth to a baby recently.
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> When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives
> came to visit. "May we see the new
> baby?"one of them asked.
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> "Not yet," said the mother. "I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while
> first."
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> Another half hour passed before another relative asked, "May we see the
> new baby now?"
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> "No, not yet," said the mother.
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> A while later and again the guests asked, "May we see the baby now?"
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> "No, not yet," replied the mother.
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> Growing impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"
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> "When itcries!" she told them.
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> "When it cries?" they gasped. "Why do we have to wait until it cries?"
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> "Because, I forgot where I put it."
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> **************
> Another one: The Nun Decorators
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> The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room
> without getting any paint on their clothes.
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> Then one nun says to the other, "Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold
> them up, and lock the door."
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> So they do this, and begin painting their room.
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> Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
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> "Blind man!"
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> The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He’s blind, he can’t see.
> What could it hurt." They let him in.
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> The man walks in, does a double take, and says, "Where do you want me to
> hang the blinds?"
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> **************
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> And one more (Promise… this is the last one…for TODAY!!!): The
> Soldier and the Nun
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> A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of
> breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
> minutes. I’ll explain WHY later."
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> The nun agreed.
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> A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister,
> have you seen a soldier running by here?"
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> The nun replied, "He went that way."
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> After the MP’s disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
> and said, "I can’t thank you enough Sister, but you see — I don’t want
> to go to Iraq ."
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> The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
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> The soldier added, "I hope you don’t think me rude or impertinent, but
> you have a great pair of legs!"
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> The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
> great pair of balls… I don’t want to go to
> Iraq either."
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