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    yummymummy
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    A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an
    > >Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because
    > >he is a London lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has
    > >a better education than any paddy cop. He decides to provethis
    > > to himself and have some fun at the Garda’s expense!!
    > >Irish Garda says,’ License and registration, please.’ London
    > >Lawyer says, ‘What for?’ Irish Garda replies, ‘You didn’t come
    > >to a complete stop atthe Stop sign.’ London Lawyer
    > >says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’ Irish Garda says,
    > >’You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License And
    > >registration, please.’ London Lawyer says, ‘What’s the
    > >difference?’ Irish Garda says, ‘The difference is, you have to
    > >come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration,
    > > please!’ London Lawyer says, ‘If you can show me the
    > >legal difference between ‘slow down’ and ‘stop’, I’ll give you
    > >my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not,
    > >you let mego and don’t give me the ticket.’ Irish
    > >Garda says, ‘Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.’ The London
    > >lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takesout his baton and
    > >starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer withit and says, ‘Do
    > >you want me to stop, or just slow down?’

    #38837
    ed1
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    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    #38845
    rossylisa
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    😆 😆 😆

    #38883
    Taylor5
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    Brilliant 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    #38962
    pinkbabe
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    PMSL

    #39937
    happymumblemum
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    v good 😆

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