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>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
>married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.>One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
>quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.>As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
>cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
>The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a
>condom!>When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried
>to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,
>but
>soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist.>"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
>pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn’t it wonderful?
>I was
>walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package
>on
>the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and
>that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had the
>flu all winter."
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