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    Yvonne
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    A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.
    He thought to himself: "Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be an off duty
    flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

    Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
    She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought
    to himself:
    "Damn, she doesn’t work for Delta."

    A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
    her again, "Something special in the air?"
    She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
    scratched Singapore Airlines off the list. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk." This time the woman turned on him, "What the f**k do you want?"

    The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh,
    Ryanair!!!

    #39727
    ed1
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    deadly 😆 😆 😆

    #39932
    Taylor5
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    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    #39935
    happymumblemum
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    😆 😆

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