Man and wife in bed and at 4 in the morning there is a knock on the door. hubby opens the door and there is a man standing there, man says "am really sorry to bother you at this hour but is there any chance you could give me a push?
Hubby: are you mad at this hour, no way.
Wife:ah that wasnt very nice, do you remember when your car broke down and left you stranded? if it wasnt for some nice person going out of their way to help you out you would have been stuck out all night.
Hubby: yeh your dead right. i best go help the poor man.
so he gets dressed and heads outside,has a look around but cant see anyone,so he calls out "hello, im ready to help now, do you still need a push?" "yes please" replies the man. "where are you?" says the hubby. "i’m over here" …"where? i cant see you?"…"over here……………………………………………………..on the swing"