Dont usually like internet jokes but..

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A man was sitting in the bar in departures at Manchester airport. A
Beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. So he
Decides because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off-duty
Flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline
She flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto –

"We love to fly and it shows".

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto –

"Winning the hearts of the world".

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines
Motto –

"Going beyond expectations".

The woman looks at him sternly and says –

"What the f*** do you want ?"

"Ah !" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face……."Ryanair"

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