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    Yvonne
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    When four of Santa’s elves got sick and the trainee elves did not
    produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This
    stressed Santa even more.
    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
    about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven
    knows where. More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the
    toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

    So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a
    shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves
    had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration,
    he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little
    pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found
    that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He
    opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas
    tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it
    a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
    stick it?"

    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

    #50777
    rossylisa
    Member

    got this in an email today 😆

    #50780
    ed1
    Participant

    deadly 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    #50874
    pinkbabe
    Member

    😆

    #50886
    Taylor5
    Member

    I think this is brilliant…. never laughed as much at a joke, stupid I know! 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

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